Asbestos Health And Safety

Any witty headlines?
Here’s my situation:
I’m writing a story for an English homework task, and all I need is a half decent newspaper headline about a construction yard that uses asbestos in it. It is also a generally dodgy place where one of my characters will die (because I’m nice and happy like that) so it is dangerous and lacking on health and safety.
Any ideas?
Construction Yard is Down and Dirty
There is Nothing “Best” About Asbestos
Nothing But the Best – Asbestos, That Is
Wake Up to this OSHA Nightmare
Construction Yard Has More Violations Than…
…M.A.S.H. Has Re-runs
…Barry Bonds Has Used Needles
…Winchell’s Has Donuts
…The Colonel Has Chickens
…Wal-Mart Has Stores
…Elvis Had Jumpsuits
…Vegas Has Slot Machines
…Hillary Has Delegates
…Ants at a Picnic
…Skittles Has Candies
…Quaker Has Oats
The hidden killer: Jean’s story
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